If god had long hair and a goatee
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
If he looked spaced out
Would you buy his story
Would you believe he had an eye infection?
And yeah yeah god looks baked
Yeah yeah god smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if god smoked cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
And he subscribes to rolling stone
If god made this place, in the beginning
Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they’d be hungry for the apple
That the snake was always offering
And yeah yeah god rolls great
Yeah yeah god smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if god smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz?
When he made the platypus
When he created earth our home
Does he like pearl jam or the stones?
And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl
...so seriously... What if God smoked cannabis?...
2007-08-21 11:38:19 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Are you suggesting he didn't?
2007-08-21 11:43:37 · answer #1 · answered by Salsa Shark 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Actually, "God" DOES smoke cannabis; Lord Shiva, one of the Great Gods in the Hindu pantheon, is well known as a cannabis smoker, and the traditional mantra is "Boom-Boom!" Just look Him up on the Internet , and you will see he is almost always portrayed in the characteristic sleepy-eyed semismiling trance of the cannabis smoker. the leaf of the cannabis plant is said to be the "hand of Shiva", and many of His devotees smoke cannabis in His honour, as well!
2007-08-21 19:03:54 · answer #2 · answered by Vajranagini 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Kickin' song. I've heard that before.
Maybe if God smoked some green he would come down and give us all a tap on the shoulder just to let us know he's there. Or, maybe he would just eat a banana. Who knows.
Free the weed.
2007-08-21 18:44:53 · answer #3 · answered by Dink 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i dont know about God smoking but id bet the farm Jesus did. if you think about it, if it grows wild from the land than it came from God, he gave us every other type of herb from cooking with to medicinal purposes so then why wouldn't he give us something for our nerves or something to relax on! it sure wasn't tobacco in those pipes the Indians toked on either, it was called a peace pipe for a reason! Gods cool with it...hell, he made the **** grow. i bet it was way more potent in the Jesus era too!
2007-08-21 19:40:03 · answer #4 · answered by pennylane 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are on to something with that, I think you are right He has been hitting the bong. Thats why he hasn't shown Himself, His too stoned and is paranoid.
But besides all that He would have all the good gear.
2007-08-21 18:57:22 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't think it was like that, don't know if he toked or not. I don't think we who do will be judged for that unless we let it interfere with our honor and sense of responsibility. I think alcoholics will be judged if they have caused harm. A cannabis smoker usually is pretty benign comparatively.
2007-08-21 18:50:53 · answer #6 · answered by June smiles 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We'd all have six legs- four sets of hands, twenty eyes, and 3 mouths- to handle snacking binges.
2007-08-21 18:45:08 · answer #7 · answered by Teej 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't speak to that but some religions consider smoking pot to be a holy thing.
2007-08-21 18:52:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anne Hatzakis 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He had created it He wants the splendour. He created everything with great purposed not to be abused by man.
2007-08-21 18:45:39 · answer #9 · answered by Huzur 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
we would look like aliens and there might have been no earth lol.or he would be too kind to everybody like murderers,rapists etc
kool song tho
2007-08-21 18:43:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
He did. He was a hippie, Why do you think he had long hair???
2007-08-21 18:45:56 · answer #11 · answered by jazzle151 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋