Did I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park: (I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
2007-08-21 11:36:17 · 32 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ad for donkey rides in Thailand:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN A*S? :)
2007-08-21 12:02:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The humour is sort of lost without the actual pictures of the signs, kinda funny anyways..
2007-08-21 11:43:09 · answer #2 · answered by uk_lad_2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats all about right!
People write the funniest things, just spend a couple of hours on here!
2007-08-21 11:42:36 · answer #3 · answered by noruleschris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aha a Star I believe. I like 'em. Well done. (may I? What do you call a German nightmare ---- Stalingrad. And what do you call an Italian with a medal on his chest? ----- A LIAR)
thought I'd slot those in hehe
2007-08-21 11:47:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good ones Jim.
2007-08-21 17:17:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was about 25 years ago the last time i bought a good comic It would have been a mandy comic and it would have cost 15pence
2016-05-19 02:15:03 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-21 11:51:06 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jim x never trust a repair man! x lol x
2007-08-21 18:26:22 · answer #8 · answered by orac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, it`s amazing the comtradictions you find in the English language ha! ha! ha!
2007-08-21 22:08:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
All good..just when i think i have a favourite, i see another one just as funny...thanks x
2007-08-21 12:33:36 · answer #10 · answered by ;) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋