Christians and everyone else what would you do...........?

Question

if you were stuck on a Trans Atlantic flight sandwiched between Jack B And myself and we both started to flirt with you?

Thanks for all the humor! See, we all can get along! *winks*

Answer 1

My god, John! Stop giving me dirty thoughts!

Answer 2

Introduce you to each other and ask for the window seat.

It might take awhile. I am so totally lacking in gaydar that I had to be told that the Village People were Gay. I only realize that guys are flirting with me because after a while, they start looking puzzled.

Answer 3

Show you this nifty little move that my husband - a former cop and CO trained me to do. It involves your wrist and torquing it with just the pressure of my fingers. It is capable of causing enough pain to drop a full grown man to his knees.

I don't like being touched - or flirted with. You'd better hope my husband is not on this flight.

Now, if you want to talk nicely to me, maybe we could get somewhere....

Answer 4

I could deal with flirting. What would worry me is waking up after the long flight and having this conversation:

John O: "I had a wet dream about Geezah!"
Jack B: "Me too!"
Geezah: "That's weird. I had a dream I was cross-country skiing."

Answer 5

I'd have to quickly go get Purple. She would love the attention, and probably share a lot of her many self-romancing misadventures.

As for me, though I'd probably reach for the airsickness bags.

Then again, if BP was real, and I met her, I'd probably need a stockpile of airsickness bags. And a cold shower.

EDIT: Shihan..... !!!!!!!! HUH! *stamps foot and storms off to have a good sulk*

* under breath* mile high club.... facilities....grrrrr

(10 minutes later)

((((Shihan)))) Forgiven. Besides the handbasket beats the plane hands down. You up for the mile low club?

Answer 6

let me get this straight.... you and Jack.... flirting with me?

things would quickly degenerate I'm afraid, as you two started to compete, you would one up the other until it was impossible to tell if you were still flirting with me or past me to each other....hmmm
and by that time I'd be long gone to the bar.


haHAAAAAA!

Answer 7

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Answer 8

Drool

Answer 9

I'd squeeze out of the sandwich and jump off the plane.

Answer 10

I would kindly inform you that, although I respect and appreciate your advances, that I am not Gay and that you and your partner should approach someone else. I would then try and trade seats with someone on the window or aisle.

Not because you are Gay and hitting on me, but because I hate fighting for the arm rest.

Answer 11

Get a pair of headphones, and those eye covers some use to sleep with. And nod off for some zzzz's.