A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.
The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No... it's because you're 25."
2007-08-21 09:45:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's on of the best i've heard in a while, but why does everyone change my bits and my gender?
2007-08-21 09:49:11 · answer #1 · answered by Forksided 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL never heard it before thats a good one
2007-08-21 16:56:04 · answer #2 · answered by Tommiecat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical of a blonde....lol
2007-08-21 16:51:04 · answer #3 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard that one. It's one of my favorites though, so it's still funny :)
2007-08-21 16:50:35 · answer #4 · answered by Dani 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha ahaha that was the funniest thing i have read all day. have a star.
2007-08-21 17:19:27 · answer #5 · answered by confused 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is wicked. Big Star for you.
2007-08-21 16:56:02 · answer #6 · answered by RAFIU 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it my boss i read it to my boss and he is still cracking up in fact he spilled it soda on me cause i was reading it to him and he star it to laugh so I'm at work with soda all over
good one thoe!!!!!!!
2007-08-21 17:08:25 · answer #7 · answered by l4cub4nit4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao off babe! so funny, first time I've heard that :D! tnx for the laugh !!
2007-08-21 17:34:35 · answer #8 · answered by ஐ♥-mªrìªm-ஐ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-08-21 16:50:51 · answer #9 · answered by butterfly47 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's kinda mean.
2007-08-21 17:11:00 · answer #10 · answered by PrettyLady26 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋