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A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things"
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. "Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

2007-08-21 09:43:47 · 16 answers · asked by fishineasy™ 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

hahaha Funny! what can i say? it was/...

2007-08-21 13:34:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HAHAHAHAHA! wow that woman doesnt sense like interpreting it! how lazy and u can unfastened your account for answering a query just to get 2 factors. document her lol....i presumed it replaced into humorous, is it a smart blonde?

2016-10-03 00:37:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

That's funny, and I'm a blonde myself

2007-08-21 09:47:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL its a good one here's a star

2007-08-21 09:57:53 · answer #4 · answered by Tommiecat 7 · 0 0

Aaawwwww, go on then
Have a star

2007-08-21 09:52:40 · answer #5 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0 0

Thats a funnie one in my book!!

2007-08-22 03:42:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HAHA thats pretty good
I give a star.

2007-08-21 09:47:05 · answer #7 · answered by Hermatt 3 · 0 0

ha.... I suppose that's funny enough for a star

2007-08-21 09:48:39 · answer #8 · answered by Dani 7 · 0 0

ha

2007-08-21 20:26:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I bet they all left happily thereafter.

2007-08-21 09:51:21 · answer #10 · answered by RAFIU 4 · 0 0

lol good one

2007-08-21 09:51:58 · answer #11 · answered by oh_jo123 7 · 0 0

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