You are on a transatlantic flight and seated in a window seat. The middle seat is occupied by an enthusiastic long-winded evangelical with a carry on bag full of gospel tracts. The aisle seat is occupied by a drunk and comatose sumo wrestler. You are armed with only an in flight magazine, a motion sickness bag and a spork.
Good luck.
2007-08-21 09:02:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Edit: Remember you do have a working flight attendant call button and the airline does sell those nifty little bottles of liquor.
2007-08-21 09:05:03 · update #1
Personally I'm about to plead insanity.
2007-08-21 09:08:16 · update #2
I would go to the back, ask to have my in-flight meal (HA!) dumped into the airsick bag. I would proceed to eat it with the spork, while summoning the flight attendant for copious amounts of vodka.
Whassup, Jack?
2007-08-21 09:10:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Plug in the earphones, put the in flight movie on high volume and get the flight attendant to keep the vodka coming. If the guy with the bible tracts keeps bumping you with his elbow to get your attention, "accidently" dump some vodka on him and call the flight attendant and complain and ask that the drunken proselyter be moved to another seat. But never brandish the spork at them.
Drink and enjoy the rest of the vodka after he is moved. If you watch the sumo wrestler closely you will see a little smile on his face as he licks a drop of vodka off his upper lip in his sleep.
2007-08-21 16:06:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
lol thanks for the window seat, at least.
I'd entertain myself by playing with the evangelical as I know their bibles better than they do.. and I have the advantage of having studied history as well .. that'd last about 15 minutes.. the rest of the time, I'd enjoy the peace, as the evangelical has just requested to switch seats with someone far away from me... a buddhist nun who's taken a vow of silence ;)
2007-08-21 16:08:27 · answer #3 · answered by Kallan 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I would tell the sumo wrestler that the guy in the middle seat wants to fight him in the bathroom.
2007-08-21 16:32:16 · answer #4 · answered by Jabberwock 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Order coffee for the sumo wrestler, then spend some quality time in the WC.
2007-08-21 16:07:14 · answer #5 · answered by Skunk 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the CheapA$$ Game Kill Doctor Lucky one of the murder weapons is a runcible spoon. According to the encyclopedia a runcible spoon is basically a spork.
2007-08-21 21:11:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find out the evangelical's reasoning re homosexuality. Then reply in a somewhat louder voice:
"So you're saying that I'm possessed by a demon?"*
It was dead brilliant in a crowded train station.
2007-08-21 16:25:03 · answer #7 · answered by The angels have the phone box. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
First I'd read the magazine, slowly. After that I'd either one, pretend to be asleep, or two, just stare out the window. If the Bible guy started engaging me in conversation relating to his religion, I'd calmly argue the point with him and shoot down his arguments until he either converted to my philosophy or gave up.
2007-08-21 16:29:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
put the bag on my head put the mag between me and the middle seat, and hold the spork up at all times for protection.
2007-08-21 16:12:11 · answer #9 · answered by lins 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would stab the spork up the preachers mouth so he couldnt talk and i would suffacate the fat guy with a bag over hes head and have a peacefull flight the rest of the day!! thank you
2007-08-21 16:12:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋