think of this mad cow disease?" the other cow says..."what do i care for ,i'm an eleophant"......
2007-08-21 09:00:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
knock knock? whos there? paris hilton. come in
2007-08-21 09:37:50 · update #1
What about this one:
Two mexican police officers are investigating a murder of Juan Gonzales
"How did he get killed?" ask the first one
"Ge got shot by a golfgun," answers the other
"What the hell is a golfgun?"
"I don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan."
Corny and stupid enough for you?
2007-08-21 09:06:21 · answer #1 · answered by Natasha 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You got one thing right: It IS one of the stupidest corniest jokes I've heard.
Here. Have a star for your observation.
2007-08-21 09:17:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two fish are swimming along one day. They come to a brick wall. One fish looks at the other one and says "Dam"
What do you call a cow with no legs: ground beef
What do you call a fly with no wings: a walk
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs when he's waterskiing? Skip
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs when he's swimming? Bob
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
2007-08-21 09:03:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
A burglar entered an unsuspecting dwelling place where he thought no one was home. While robbing the kitchen, he heard a voice in the dark say,
"Jesus is watching"
The burglar looked around and saw no one. He continued robbing the house. Again, he heard,
"Jesus is watching"
Again, the burglar looked around and saw no one. He then bumped into a bird cage in the dark and said aloud to himself, "What idiots would leave their bird in the kitchen?"
A talking parrot inside the cage responded,
"The same idiots that would name the pitbull right behind you, "Jesus."
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Obtained from a Pastor's sermon.
2007-08-21 09:20:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Horse walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender turns to him and says, "Why the Long Face?"
2007-08-21 09:58:59 · answer #5 · answered by I Ain't Your Momma 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if you've heard this one, most people I know have heard it.
There were two muffins in a microwave, one muffin says to the other, "Damn it's getting hot in here." The other one looks at the other muffin shocked and says, "OH MY GOD! It's a talking muffin!"
2007-08-21 09:04:26 · answer #6 · answered by Chelsea 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well there were to horses playing checkers one day when a dog playing soccer walked up to them and asked"Do ya'll want to play".The horses said no then said"Imagine a talking dog!"
2007-08-21 09:06:00 · answer #7 · answered by Megan H. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef!
2007-08-21 09:05:19 · answer #8 · answered by Shauna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the fork say to the knife?
Where is the spoon...
My baby cousin said that and I thought that was pretty dumb.
2007-08-21 09:05:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the mexican fire cheif name his two sons?
Jose and Jos B ( Hose A and Hose B)
2007-08-21 09:16:22 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋