and after the dentist examines him, he says, “that tooth has to come out. I’m going to give you a shot of Novocain and I’ll be back in a few minutes.”
The man grabs the doc’s arm, “No way. I hate needles I’m not having any shot!” So the dentist says, “okay, we’ll have to go with the gas.”
The man replies, “absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I’m not having gas.”
So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water, “here,” he says. “Take this pill.”
The man asks “What is it?” The doc replies, “Viagra.”
The man looks surprised, “will that kill the pain?” he asks.
“No,” replies the dentist, “but it will give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth!”
2007-08-21 08:40:26 · 18 answers · asked by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSAO!
2007-08-21 09:08:55 · answer #1 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thaz warming up a bit now`chuck` thats a better`1 dose thee no dentists`get em 4 nowt``? bet that fella asked`4 a free` prescription`afterwards`
2007-08-21 11:23:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Charming lol That might teach her to not expect things paid for her all the time etc in future :P
2016-04-01 09:56:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one one nice i liked it but i didnt laugh i dont know i guess i dont have a big sense of humor. very smart
2007-08-21 08:44:45 · answer #4 · answered by the worr e ore 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice! Have a star!
2007-08-21 08:42:52 · answer #5 · answered by wlucynsky 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha mug wuz funny lol
2007-08-21 08:53:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, that way they are both pulling something.
2007-08-21 08:44:36 · answer #7 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol very funny.
2007-08-21 08:42:22 · answer #8 · answered by MiSs _L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one
2007-08-21 08:46:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Filth! but funny filth :)
2007-08-21 08:46:11 · answer #10 · answered by LipglossScientist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's funny
2007-08-21 08:44:11 · answer #11 · answered by toady82176 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋