2007-08-21 07:57:29 · 23 answers · asked by PaganPixiePrincessVT 4 in Sports ➔ Auto Racing ➔ NASCAR
Sorry Mohammed, that was how I did spell it first and the spell check said I was wrong!
2007-08-21 08:04:52 · update #1
Oh this is good!
Hi Sis,
Having raced professionally myself I can guarantee you it would be Satan! One must be fearless, ruthless, a cheater, pissed off at other drivers, a bender of every rule, push to the limit (nth degree), sly, cunning, have no remorse, escape a burning car unscathed, blame anything for the cause of a crash, speed like a demon, defy death, have demons for your pit crew and have one hell of a fast Handbasket! Prayers and charms mean nothing in this sport, it's all skill baby, all brutal skill. Its devilish fun!
Jesus's sandals would catch on the pedals. Not good
They don't make Muhammed's clothing in Nomex (fire proof)
The Pope's miter wouldn't fit in the car. Would get crushed.
And since there is mucho partehing afterwards, well...........its Satan hands down!
Now Blessed Be
2007-08-21 10:09:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus - he controls the entire universe, so he could stop time itself. Satan only has domain over the earth itself, and not time or space. As for Mohammed and the Pope ... plus, Satan is a fallen angel, while man is "just a little lower than the angels", so that leaves Jesus in a position over all.
2007-08-21 08:02:55 · answer #2 · answered by Larry V 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha i could totally imagine it already. 3, 2, 1 GO! Mohamed takes off first following jesus, the pope and satan in last. Satan shakes things up by bringing the deapths of hell to earth to try and divert those in front of him. Jesus brings a huge tsunami to put the fire out and tell satan to chill the fu*k out. While all this was going on did the pope 'smoke' his way through and leave them all in the dust taking first.
So by draw of the straw i say the pope... idk why. i guess the whole tortise and hare story would come into play.
2007-08-21 08:11:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good observation! This may very well be true. According to the levels of consciousness where enlightenment begins at 600, Mohammad calibrated about 740 at the time of the Qur'an and fell significantly below 200 (courage/integrity)
2016-05-19 00:47:41 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Pope-Mobile would be disqualified for a "Template Violation".
If Jesus comes back, he'd have other things to do than drive in a NASCAR race.
Mohammed would be driving a camel, so he won't win.
So I guess Satan would would win.
2007-08-21 08:09:32 · answer #5 · answered by AviationMetalSmith 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus
2007-08-21 08:01:15 · answer #6 · answered by je t'♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first of all I would not want to watch the race because I can't stand Nascar... but if I did think Satan would be in the pit most of the time... everyone knows how slow the popemobile goes... camels are slow too... so I think Jesus would win... he can do anything... he walked on water!!
2007-08-21 08:19:34 · answer #7 · answered by lyndlyn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 points
2007-08-21 09:33:03 · answer #8 · answered by gordonfreak 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nobody, because the Goddess would show up, see how dangerous car racing is and how bad it is for the environment to race those silly cars around and around, wasting gas and polluting the air, so She would put Her foot down, cancel the race and make them all go to bed early without their suppers.
Boys will be boys, but Mama has spoken!
2007-08-21 10:24:54 · answer #9 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Kevin Harvick
2007-08-21 08:02:02 · answer #10 · answered by tommy r 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋