Hmm? Evolution must be false then!
2007-08-21 07:30:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Auto Racing ➔ NASCAR
How do you explain Dale Earnhardt, Jr. then?
2007-08-21 07:36:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Actually, the Druids were the first to witness simian NASCAR, which is why Stonehenge was built as the first NASCAR race track.
2007-08-21 07:40:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Apparently monkeys learned how to use the internet and ask stupid questions.
2007-08-21 07:40:48 · answer #3 · answered by theta342002 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because it gets so hot in the cockpit, that the monkey's body hair would catch fire. That's why all of the human drivers cut their hair so short, and also so their non-existent brains can breathe.
2007-08-21 07:37:29 · answer #4 · answered by YouCannotKnowUnlessUAsk 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
There is no room for their tails in their hot suits.
Now the tailless great apes are another beastie all together....
2007-08-21 07:35:45 · answer #5 · answered by Preys With A Claw 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because monkeys think it's stupid to just keep driving around and around a track over and over.
2007-08-21 07:35:46 · answer #6 · answered by Craig S 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Monkeys are too smat for NASCAR.
2007-08-21 07:39:54 · answer #7 · answered by Liz 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
....so u look like a monkey.... n u smell like one too!? lmao
y waste points??
2007-08-21 10:11:52 · answer #8 · answered by iRoxWorlds 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We should bring that up at the next meeting...
Meatbot: hahahaha. I almost fell out of my chair. lol Thank you for that.
2007-08-21 07:36:52 · answer #9 · answered by alana 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Monkeys are smarter than that!
2007-08-21 07:34:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋