And you have to fly 9 hours, and the man farts silently but voluminously every three minutes?
2007-08-21 07:12:39 · 28 answers · asked by memo 2 in Travel ➔ Travel (General) ➔ Other - Destinations
Either get him to go use the bathroom when he feels he has to be near defecation or just plainly tell him to go take a s___. Then I'll scream until the stewards let me sit elsewhere.
2007-08-21 07:18:27 · answer #1 · answered by Rmprrmbouncer 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
LOL, well, first I'd try to see if the flight attendant could change my seat, but if the flight is at capacity, I think I'd put some Binaca on the tip of my nose and around my nostrils, so that every time I breathe in, I mostly only smell mint. If I had no Binaca, I think fruit-flavored lip gloss would work.
2007-08-21 07:18:02 · answer #2 · answered by fizzygurrl1980 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Tell him that if he farts once more in your presence, then you are going to stick a finger down your throat and puke all over him.
Or you could offer to take him into the latrine and make him a member of the mile high club, but only if he doesnt fart for the next 8 and a half hours.
2007-08-21 07:18:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
ask for a new seat or make him get up and go to the bathroom if nothing comes out ill make him sit there the rest of the trip. its still considered a public place. be considerate
2007-08-27 15:46:01 · answer #4 · answered by melissa 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Depends. If the plane is empty ask to be reseated otherwise ask for sleeping pills.
2007-08-28 16:03:25 · answer #5 · answered by pbmnmark 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hand write a fake note that says "I'm a terrorist," and slip it into his jacket pocket. Make the flight attendant aware and watch the hilarity ensue!
2007-08-21 07:16:39 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. Semi-Evil 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I'd press the button for the hottest flight chick to come over...
and when the fat farting man sees her coming,....
id tell him if he doesn't want me to tell her that hes been farting the whole flight...that he better cut it out or get embarassed....BAD!!!
2007-08-21 07:18:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I would tell the flight attendant and say I have to be moved. (I would probably throw up too).
2007-08-21 07:16:29 · answer #8 · answered by Leena 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Tell him your a natural gas executive searching for untapped sources of renewable energy.
2007-08-21 07:17:05 · answer #9 · answered by apecanpunk 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I would become angry and demand that someone-either he or I, be moved to another seat or get him off the plane.
2007-08-21 07:14:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋