After looking for love in all the wrong places, a man returns from the Middle East and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the Hospital to undergo tests.
The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital. No one is around but the phone by his bed, and it rings.
"This is your doctor. We've had the results back from your tests and we've found you have an extremely contagious and nasty STD called 'G.A.S.H.' It's a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, Syphilis, and Herpes!"
"Oh, my gosh," cried the man, "What are you going to do, doctor?"
"Well, we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread."
"Will that cure me???" asked the man.
The doctor replied, "Well no, but....they're the only foods we can get under the door."
Be honest - did you at least chuckle? :)
2007-08-21 06:26:03 · 12 answers · asked by Pecan Pie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Reminds me of the homo who went to the doctor with a sore behind
'I'll put you on a diet of prunes, liquorice root, curry and beans." Says the doctor.
"Will it cure me?" Asks the homo hopefully.
"No" says the doc "But it'll show you what your @rse is for!"
2007-08-21 06:42:54 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it is an oldie and still a goodie. Heres a shiney new star! :)
2007-08-21 14:30:08 · answer #2 · answered by jpeterson47578 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I giggled...
and I must say that I feel sorry for the guy :(
lol
2007-08-21 13:41:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, a little bit LOL
2007-08-21 14:18:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah i m honest... idid
2007-08-21 13:38:21 · answer #5 · answered by Nibir 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL, just a bit.
2007-08-21 13:31:53 · answer #6 · answered by Patty M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha......awww....poor man. at least he wont die hungry i guess. i think this 1 deserves a *
2007-08-21 13:33:56 · answer #7 · answered by jarrington1689 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope
2007-08-21 13:32:24 · answer #8 · answered by DanYell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2007-08-21 13:32:22 · answer #9 · answered by sabine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-08-21 14:00:14 · answer #10 · answered by Kim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋