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Question

A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding Anniversary.
On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder
'Instruction Manuals'

Umm no I am not a feminanazi...I laugh at all the women jokes as well ....b/c I my friend have a sense of HUMOR ...HA HA HA HA

Yes Tony very BORED....but you have to admit they r funny

Answer 1

What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man? Answer: "Lazy."

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Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, ****, Etc."

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What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party

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The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman



#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.


#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.


#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.


#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.


#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.


#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.


#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"


#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.


AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.



contributed by chris m

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Why is it called PMS? -- Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken

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Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."

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A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. the doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. the woman replied, snorting pepper.

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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life

Answer 2

Very good. The first one reminds me of the guy who was given a wish by a fairy.

"I wish my penis could touch the floor." He said. Immediately both his legs fell off.

Answer 3

Wow, the guilt of listening from a joke of point of views of men. lol I love it.

Answer 4

Waht do u call a women who posts jokes .. BORED

Answer 5

lol funny>>thanks for the laugh

Answer 6

heres a star great jokes

Answer 7

H I L A R I O U S ! ! !

Those are too funny and oh so true!

Answer 8

i laughed my arm off =]
the third one is the funniest

Answer 9

Oh, a feminanazi!
(Or, some one with an anti-male sense of humor.)

Answer 10

HA!! love em all. hilarious. have a star.