Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation
. After bringing in all the luggage, the guy says,
"Honey, my hands are freezing!"
She says "Well put them between my legs and I will warm them up."
Later he goes out to catch a few fish for lunch and comes back and says again,
"Man! My hands are really freezing!"
She says again, "Well put them between my legs and I'll warm them up.
" He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out to chop wood for the night.
When he returns, he again says,
"Honey, my hands are really freezing!"
She (smiles) and says, "Darn Honey, don't your EARS ever get cold?"
2007-08-21 06:03:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
honey???? My ears and my hips are freezing
2007-08-21 14:49:12 · answer #1 · answered by Just try to touch my hat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! I wish my boy toys ears would get cold.
2007-08-21 06:30:35 · answer #2 · answered by Patty M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tut, tut, naughty naughty!
But still I couldn't help laughing!
10/10 + a star is on its way! *
2007-08-21 06:24:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-08-21 09:02:31 · answer #4 · answered by DAWN 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
}{() }{() you see those green marks on your thighs?tell your boyfriend his earings arn`t gold.lol
2007-08-21 07:44:47 · answer #5 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol yeh i know the feeling with my wife lmao.......a star
2007-08-21 09:29:15 · answer #6 · answered by puma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahah
good one
2007-08-21 06:55:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK! That's good! I know mine do...
2007-08-21 06:13:23 · answer #8 · answered by Nothingusefullearnedinschool 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO :) nice one Anne!!!!!!!
2007-08-21 15:59:35 · answer #9 · answered by sunshine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent..Patty, my ears are cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-21 08:57:34 · answer #10 · answered by bilbotheman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋