Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to miami in two days time? Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will. Customer : I bet you, it won't. Post Master : Why not? Customer : It's addressed to New york
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Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
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Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller
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Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg. Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
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Little Susie came running into the house after school one day,shouting, "Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!" "That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy. "Come in to the living room and tell me about it." "Well," began the confession, I got 50 in spelling, 30 in mat and 20 in science."
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2007-08-21 06:00:33 · 8 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha LOL
heres a star
2007-08-21 08:51:57 · answer #1 · answered by . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i like the first, the second, and the last the best, the other ones were good also
2007-08-21 06:06:41 · answer #2 · answered by French Fry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, this is getting to be a good morning! Good chuckles!
2007-08-21 06:16:29 · answer #3 · answered by Nothingusefullearnedinschool 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great jokes
2007-08-21 06:04:58 · answer #4 · answered by muscle boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like those. they were cute
2007-08-21 06:39:05 · answer #5 · answered by sabine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-21 07:19:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, nice....
2007-08-21 06:06:09 · answer #7 · answered by Sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-21 07:46:37 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋