One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back,
' University of Oklahoma '
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A couple is lying in bed.
The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies,
'I'll miss you...'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent,
good looking, sensitive man?
Ans: A rumor
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2007-08-21 05:58:46 · 8 answers · asked by Kim 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tony I am confused will u explain it to me????
2007-08-21 07:24:31 · update #1
my sweat says "keep dreaming baby u cant have me" so u better get to bed fast so u ca fall asleep.
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2007-08-21 07:21:17 · answer #1 · answered by tony s 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha
especially the laundry one; BTW I do the laundary for my whole family so i know the difference lol
2007-08-21 06:17:54 · answer #2 · answered by Sultan Cartman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
like the jokes keep more coming
2007-08-21 06:21:42 · answer #3 · answered by katie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I wish I could send them to my sister, but she doesn't have internet.
2007-08-21 06:14:59 · answer #4 · answered by Nothingusefullearnedinschool 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah! im honestly lol-ing
2007-08-21 10:47:15 · answer #5 · answered by qwerty3454 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
all very good
2007-08-21 06:04:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great jokes!
2007-08-21 06:04:26 · answer #7 · answered by Henry_Tee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice =P~
2007-08-21 06:07:17 · answer #8 · answered by Sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋