2007-08-21 05:02:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The smoke cloud from tourists in coffee shops conceals the exact whereabouts of the Netherlands.
2007-08-21 05:08:12 · answer #1 · answered by The Bog Nug 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Maybe He thinks there's no use . But seriously God isn't hitting anyone with hurricanes at the present time . But there will be a time in the future when He will release the winds which are being held back . You can read about this in Revelations in the Bible .
2007-08-21 05:13:17 · answer #2 · answered by opinionated 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He can't get hurricanes to form in the English Channel - hey he's only omnipotent you know!
He's going to use global warming to flood them out instead.
2007-08-21 05:14:06 · answer #3 · answered by Simon T 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because God created gay people the same way he created jerks like you.
2007-08-21 05:13:28 · answer #4 · answered by AD 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hello professor Donkey, I think maybe he likes them more because of ABBA. I don't know, I'm so agnostic lately.
2007-08-21 05:10:31 · answer #5 · answered by RealRachel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the country is so small, god is afraid he would miss it and hit Germany instead
edit: ABBA is Swedish
2007-08-21 05:08:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's more ticked off that the girls in New Orleans won't lift up their shirts for him when he gives them beaded necklaces....
C'mon, ladies! T!ts out for Jesus!
2007-08-21 05:20:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont believe in god and i have nothing against gay marraige so to me your question is pointless.
2007-08-21 05:10:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because Satan built them a hell of a protective dike system?
2007-08-21 05:08:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
he's reserving an avalanche for them, I bet.
2007-08-21 06:04:55 · answer #10 · answered by PediC 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋