Well how ’bout that? I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions.
-You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for non-chaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun?
-I noticed that all your friends have a certain “up yours” attitude. I like that in a young person!
-Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car. GO CRAZY!
-What do you mean you want to play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?
-Your mother and I are going away for while. You might want to consider throwing a party.
-Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickie thingies - you know - that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to the mechanic’s and pay whatever they ask.
-No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring. Now quit your belly aching and lets get to the mall.
-Whaddaya want to go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
-Father’s Day? Ah - don’t worry about that - it’s no big deal.
2007-08-21 04:58:16 · 18 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was very funny
Stars
2007-08-21 05:17:04 · answer #1 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great ones loved them all but the best things a daddy will never say is looks like we'll have to stop for directions and your mother and I are going away for a while, you might consider throwing a party.
these are all things Daddy's wouldn't say
lmao star for you hun
2007-08-22 09:34:57 · answer #2 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. You should become a comedian. I like the one about the earing and getting a job. 10/10 and a star!!!
2007-08-21 05:04:55 · answer #3 · answered by kyyrraaa :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hubby replaced into down on the front doors of the well-being midsection assembly his mom and sister who'd hopped contained in the automobile and pushed 8 hours the 2d I went into the well-being midsection as quickly as I found out i replaced into going to ought to have an emergency c-section. i replaced into freaking out, all on my own and that i could no longer even attain the telephone to call him on his cellular and tell him to get his butt back as much as my room by using fact i could had an epidural and my legs did no longer artwork. The undesirable timing wasn't truly his fault, yet I nevertheless use it to my benefit on occasion ;) Edit: i'm going to upload one he will not at all enable ME stay down. It replaced right into a pair of weeks until eventually now my first replaced into due and hubby replaced into at artwork and that i desperate it replaced into time to bathe each and all of the toddler's outfits in coaching for his arrival. faster or later the fact of turning right into a mom hit me and that i began freaking out somewhat. I observed as my husband in hysterics asking him by using tears "do you realize how small the socks are?!" I basically could no longer recover from the fact that i replaced into going to have something that would desire to placed on socks that small. Now its an interior humorous tale between us if I start to get uptight approximately something unusual he will say "yet do you realize how small the socks are?"
2016-10-03 00:13:24 · answer #4 · answered by geissel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones Jim, having to be careful at the moment Baby sitting an 11yr. old
2007-08-21 05:04:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe...aaah you have just summed up the perfect father. If only he existed teehee =)
2007-08-21 05:02:53 · answer #6 · answered by payasita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, nothing to add. That pretty much sums it up.
2007-08-21 05:03:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe good one. star for u
2007-08-21 05:14:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish my dad was like that, that would be awesome!
2007-08-21 07:36:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. im sure no dad on earth will ever say that!
2007-08-21 05:04:20 · answer #10 · answered by Guevara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋