Be honest now!
2007-08-21 04:46:43 · 23 answers · asked by 'Dr Greene' 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am wearing a T-Shirt with a slogan that says "Get your top off". lol
2007-08-21 08:33:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
These people across the street were trying to put this huge ladder up against there house. They were having a really hard time, and it was like they needed an extra person. I could have ran over to help....... but I just laughed instead.
2007-08-21 05:35:31 · answer #2 · answered by elijahjaye 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hmm How on earth did you end up marrying Alex Kingston ? - what a total nag and quite ugly too. Never mind, you got to snog Meg Ryan (thats better). Always tuck your head in when you are about to depart an F14. (you should be asleep by now, even I'm bored with my own answer. Cheers Anthony
2007-08-21 04:57:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
One of the passengers who came to the front desk at work to ask about a ferry went to walk away and fell straight over the bin, was a classic, laughed for about an hr!!!!
2007-08-21 04:57:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
a school instructor injured his decrease back and had to positioned on a plaster forged around the better area of his physique. It greater healthy decrease than his shirt and replaced into not substantial in any respect. on the 1st day of the term, nonetheless with the forged decrease than his shirt, he stumbled on himself assigned to the toughest scholars at school. strolling optimistically into the rowdy college room, he opened the window as extensive as accessible and then busied himself with table artwork. while a sturdy breeze made his tie flap, he took the table stapler and stapled the tie to his chest. He had no difficulty with discipline that element era. --------------------------------------... An English instructor in many cases wrote little notes on pupil essays. She replaced into working previous due one night, and since the hours exceeded, her handwriting deteriorated. right here day a pupil got here to her after type together with his essay she had corrected. "i won't be in a position to make out this remark you wrote on my paper." the instructor took the paper, and after squinting at it for a minute, sheepishly responded, "It says which you will be able to desire to place in writing greater legibly!"
2016-10-16 08:29:15 · answer #5 · answered by jeremie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The movie "Dave" is on AMC. The scene where the first lady confronts Dave in the shower just cracks me up!
The ideal muggle and Khrissy--I hope your day gets better from here on.
2007-08-21 05:18:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My cat made me chuckle - she's such a little nutter. She was showing off, by walking along the top of our back fence, a bird flew past her and startled her and she fell off. Its ok she's not hurt, Im an animal lover not a sadist, it was just funny how she fell.
2007-08-21 04:56:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You want me to be honest, well ok, nothing made me laugh today.
2007-08-21 15:26:26 · answer #8 · answered by maram 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NOTHING
I haven't even laughed at a joke today.
Thank God I can read my book on the way home
2007-08-21 04:53:26 · answer #9 · answered by The Ideal Muggle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was in the toilet at work this morning, I was going about my business and all of a sudden I heard the woman next door let out a massive fart!! I couldn't contain my laughter, she must have been so embarrassed.....bless! LOLOL!!
2007-08-21 04:57:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
my dad recapping last nights episode of Gene Simmons family jewels where his hand got glued to two 1 foot long vibrators lol
2007-08-21 05:09:01 · answer #11 · answered by wiccankisses 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋