THE BEER PRAYER
OUR LAGER, WHICH ART IN BARRELS,
HALLOWED BY THY FAME.
THY WILL BE DRUNK, I WILL BE DRUNK,
AT HOME, AS IT IS IN HEAVEN.
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR FOAMY HEAD,
AND FORGIVE OUR SPILLAGE,
AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SPILL AGAINST US.
AND LEAD US NOT TO INCARCERATION,
BUT DELIVER US FROM HANGOVERS.
FOR THINE IS THE ALE, THE PILSNER, AND THE LAGER,
FOREVER AND EVER.
- AMEN -
2007-08-21 03:46:04 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
puma I am teetotal also, but I still saw the funny side.
2007-08-21 09:05:57 · update #1
FIRST OF ALL, MOHAMMED, IF IT AIN'T YOUR RELIGION, DON'T EVEN COMMENT ON IT. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. I THOUGHT THAT IS WAS FREAKING HILARIOUS. DUDE, IF I COULD GIVE YOU 5 STARS I WOULD. BUT HERE'S 1 INSTEAD.
2007-08-21 06:45:31 · answer #1 · answered by ELI 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Amen
2007-08-21 03:52:40 · answer #2 · answered by leprechaun3833 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good prayer for party animals.
2016-05-18 23:08:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some people are in a funny mood today and can't take a joke. Lighten up everyone.
2007-08-21 03:57:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cheers
2007-08-21 03:50:02 · answer #5 · answered by Bertie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Amen to that, as long as the vicar doesn't then say "All stand", or the reaction might be "We all fall down".
2007-08-21 03:49:51 · answer #6 · answered by psymon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes Amen to that.Loved it.
2007-08-21 03:49:20 · answer #7 · answered by Nigel S 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one mysterious
Stars&keep postin'
2007-08-21 04:33:16 · answer #8 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Priceless! And off to Happy Hour I go... :D
2007-08-21 04:15:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love it! This reminds me of a neighbor
2007-08-21 03:52:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋