A girl was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and the girl was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, the girl's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter. Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, the girl told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some."Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," and she proceeded to the back of the line. A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewilderedand exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out and suck them dry."
2007-08-21 03:32:10 · 11 answers · asked by Queen Latifah 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well said grandma .... pmsl
2007-08-21 07:35:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the other prostitutes let grandma do the most workloads
2007-08-21 04:16:08 · answer #2 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love it when people are on two whole different pages
2007-08-21 08:36:56 · answer #3 · answered by Forksided 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg that was funny lol
2007-08-21 08:53:26 · answer #4 · answered by MiSs _L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhahaaaaa, nice one honey, lmao here.
2007-08-21 03:53:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
omg didn't see that one coming. lol keep more coming
2007-08-21 07:02:39 · answer #6 · answered by katie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, thats better digga
its star time
2007-08-21 04:15:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
omg gross but freakin hilarious
2007-08-21 03:41:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhaHAHAHAQ
BRILLIANT
2007-08-21 05:38:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol********************
2007-08-21 04:18:33 · answer #10 · answered by fayem7 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋