One day, about a month ago, the president was looking for a call girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge-a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.
To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States...How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" The blonde replied, "Two hundred dollars!"
To the brunette he posed the same question, and she replied, "One hundred dollars."
He then asked the redhead the same question. The redhead replied, "Mr. President, if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes...get my panties as low as my wages...get that thing of yours as hard as the times...keep it as high as the gas prices...keep me warmer than my apartment...and...screw me in private the way you do in public, then believe me Mr. President, it ain't gonna cost you a cent."
2007-08-21 03:25:59 · 9 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is great i love jokes that have this much truth to them amen sister keep them coming and have a star
2007-08-21 03:34:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-08 23:12:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Truisms are great. How about this one...
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a shyster lawyer?
Amy Victoria Clinton
2007-08-21 03:53:50 · answer #3 · answered by Nigel8ball 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo
2007-08-21 03:31:55 · answer #4 · answered by Follow the money 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star for you
2007-08-21 03:33:41 · answer #5 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I concur
2007-08-21 04:04:20 · answer #6 · answered by sexyred1129 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-08-21 03:51:28 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Jen♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
x-rated, not good for my virgin ears and heart
2007-08-21 03:36:59 · answer #8 · answered by Royal 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one lol :) !!!
2007-08-21 03:54:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋