It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.
My name is Steve......Let me relate how I handled the situation with
my wife. When I took "early retirement" last year, it became necessary for her to get a full-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed.
Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf course about the same time she gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she
starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men’s Grill at the club so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home cooked grub when I hit that door.
She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.
Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.
When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too.
I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support her. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older.
However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other...
Signed,
Steve
EDITOR'S NOTE: Steve died suddenly Thursday May 26. He was found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II rammed up his rear, with only 2 inches of grip showing...His wife was arrested, but the all-woman Grand Jury accepted her defense that he accidentally sat down on it very suddenly.
2007-08-21 03:10:40 · 9 answers · asked by myturn 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know it's a bit long but do give me your feedback and star if you like it!!!
2007-08-21 03:12:06 · update #1
Cam, stars have no value except that they are a form of feedback and lets me know if you guys liked it.
I am glad you liked it, thanks!
2007-08-21 04:36:01 · update #2
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2007-08-21 03:55:19 · answer #1 · answered by cookie monster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star for you , that is a very good one.
Thanks for the laugh, I needed it this morning
2007-08-21 03:17:13 · answer #2 · answered by CAM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know i have read this or something very similar before. still funny so have a star!
2007-08-21 03:15:20 · answer #3 · answered by Geia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read it for the most part i was tired of reading..... but it was funny... the ending....... the begining... the whole thing actually
2007-08-21 03:20:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, that is pretty funny, I smiled at the ending :)
- Jaci
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2007-08-21 03:22:48 · answer #5 · answered by Jaci { R.I.P. Casey } 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Payback time!!! lol
2007-08-21 03:17:41 · answer #6 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have had a bad day and this just annoyed me
2007-08-21 03:30:22 · answer #7 · answered by Royal 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That is way too funny, thanks!
2007-08-21 04:40:50 · answer #8 · answered by curious 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
riiiight.......
2007-08-21 03:16:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋