a blonde girl went to the doctors and the doctor said you are pregnant........
The blonde then goes is it mine?
2007-08-21 02:45:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahhhaahahahahahaha see i love theses jokes bc i am blond and i do have those moments ! ...lol and its soo funny star 4 u
2007-08-21 02:55:31 · answer #1 · answered by ☆STAR☆ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here;s one for you
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: You pick it up pull the pin & throw it back.
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.
Q: Why don't blonds play frisbee?
A: It hurts their teeth.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the fish?
A: She tried to drown it.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747.
Q. why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar?
A. because she heard the drinks were on the house.
CHeeRioS
2007-08-21 09:50:43 · answer #2 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant
2007-08-21 09:50:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this blonde, the wife of the Irishman, who told him she was having TWINS..............
So, he went out looking for the other man ??????
No use going to The Irish Abortion Clinic.
THERE IS A NINE MONTH WAITING LIST.
2007-08-21 10:37:19 · answer #4 · answered by tonyflair2002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-08-21 09:56:42 · answer #5 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice One LOL
2007-08-21 09:53:23 · answer #6 · answered by deepak d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha not that funny tho!
2007-08-21 09:50:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but good
2007-08-21 09:50:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:D that person is a total blonde!!!
2007-08-21 09:52:28 · answer #9 · answered by tori 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is old and very lame.
2007-08-21 10:11:37 · answer #10 · answered by The News Comic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋