Thr Rabbi stands aside and says, 'women and children first'. The Minister says, 'F**k the children' and the Priest says, 'Do you think we've time'.
2007-08-21 02:38:51 · 14 answers · asked by duck surprise 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAH....good one...here's one for you
Three guys are sitting in a bar when the first guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and she doesn't have an automatic garage door."
The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she has a cellular phone antenna on her car and she doesn't even have a cellular phone."
The third guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries a purse full of rubbers and she doesn't even have a dick."
CHeeRioS
2007-08-21 02:43:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Gotta love the Rabbi.
2016-05-18 22:49:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Priest asked a Rabbi, "when will you eat pork"? The Rabbi responded, "at your wedding".
2007-08-21 02:56:45 · answer #3 · answered by ADRIAN H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-08-21 02:57:32 · answer #4 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-08-21 03:53:23 · answer #5 · answered by Nigel S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very funny ...lol. A star for you.
2007-08-21 02:49:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have one too. gary glitter and micheal jackson sat in a park. two 12 year old girls walk by. gary glitter says 'hey micheal, look at them two. i bet they when nice when they were younger;' :-(
2007-08-21 02:48:50 · answer #7 · answered by gemma r 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good. xx lol
2007-08-21 02:46:31 · answer #8 · answered by juju-arlie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-23 00:08:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-21 02:44:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋