A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Colorado Avalanche fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Avalanche fans too.
Not really knowing what an Avalanche fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little girl has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not an Avalanche fan," she retorts.
"Then," asks her teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a proud Detroit Red Wings Fan," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks the little girl why she is a Wings fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mom are Wings fans, so I'm a Wings fan too," she responds.
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
"Oh," says the little girl. "Well, then I'd be an Avalanche fan.
2007-08-21 02:23:42 · 5 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Being from Detroit Metro Area, gotta give you a STAR!!
Thanks!! ☺
2007-08-21 03:05:49 · answer #1 · answered by deleriumbliss 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...cute...here's one for you
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.
"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.
"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.
"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."
"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"
"Baaaaa..."
CHeeRioS
2007-08-21 09:30:27 · answer #2 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If any of them had any brains,
http://www.calgary-city-maps.com/Calgary-hockey.html
They'd be Flames Fans.
2007-08-22 01:00:31 · answer #3 · answered by Radiosonde 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I get it. That's so funny. STAR 4 YOU!
2007-08-21 09:29:59 · answer #4 · answered by Lizzie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-21 10:45:57 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋