A man turns round to his mate and asks, "If the World was to end in 3 minutes, what would you do?
The mate replied, "I'd shag everything that moved. What would you do?"
The man answered, "Stand perfectly still."
2007-08-21 02:21:57 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
huh i dnt get it!
2007-08-21 02:29:22 · answer #1 · answered by mehreen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My-my-my! are not you in basic terms crammed with surprises? This replaced into extra effective than any fabric i've got study or heard in particularly a while. And the originality is particularly wonderful. you're actual equipped with a multifaceted, omnidirectional skills from previous this international. i'm nevertheless cracking up. you have a profession as a author...your innovations is carefully dazzling.
2016-10-03 00:03:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Congratulations, your answer was drawn out of the hat of all the other correct answers for the 10 points! Play again, there’s more points to win!
2007-08-22 15:32:18 · answer #3 · answered by TJ2007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
meza
if you don`t get it and
it was true the World was to end in 3 minutes,
i hope you are stood next to me
even if you didn`t move you would GET IT
FROM ME
what a way to die making love to a beatiful woman
i would even have time for a final smoke/cigarette after making love too
2007-08-25 23:52:29 · answer #4 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-08-21 02:58:49 · answer #5 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
2007-08-21 03:25:41 · answer #6 · answered by SOF+1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
does that mean the man didn't want to be shagged??
2007-08-21 02:33:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Believe that I also would stand still, but would be praying.
2007-08-29 01:54:25 · answer #8 · answered by Bert B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the rest of the world will copy him and stand still lol.
good one.
smile =D
2007-08-21 03:12:15 · answer #9 · answered by Smile =D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahaha how dumb cud ppl b dont even get a simple joke ahahahahhahahahaha
2007-08-27 18:03:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol i get it!! so he doesnt get shagged!!
good one :p
2007-08-28 07:26:43 · answer #11 · answered by DaisysMumma13 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋