An airplane was about to crash.
There were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.
The 1st passenger said, "I am Tom Cruise, the best actor in the world, my public needs me, I can't afford to die."
So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, " I am the wife of the Former US President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president."
So she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, " I'm the president of the United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a superpower nation. And I am the cleverest president in American history, so America's people won't let me die."
So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.
The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left,and as a Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The girl said, "it's okay, there is a parachute left for you. America's cleverest president has taken my schoolbag."
2007-08-21 01:34:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oldie but a goodie! Thanks dear cardinal - wait, cardinal? pope? Uhoh- guess I'd better not laugh at him. But, Nigel8ball's joke was so funny too! Have a star!
2007-08-21 12:56:47 · answer #1 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps it is a developmental issue? Right brain vs Left brain? Yes I agree there are so many high IQ individuals who have low EQ. The five factors of EQ are; Self-awareness. Self-regulation. Motivation Empathy Social Skills So, having low Social Skills may not be the only factor in determining the level of EQ. I think your question will be answered best by PHD level psychologists or someone at that level. In my opinion, since we are emotional beings we cannot separate the two. So, they may not work to compliment each other but certainly they are intricately connected. Interesting concept to ponder about. Thanks for making my day!
2016-05-18 22:30:52 · answer #2 · answered by zofia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an old joke... but... hey, this is an old crowd.
That was popular when Jimmy Carter was prez. and he was the one that grabbed the backpack.
Speaking of IQ's... check this out:
My next door neighbor was having problems again. She took a stained dress to the dry cleaners the other day. She placed her dress on the counter and asked the older gentleman working there if he could remove the stain from her dress.
Being an older man, he was hard of hearing. He said, “Come again, ma’am?”
She said, “No, just mustard.”
2007-08-21 01:53:01 · answer #3 · answered by Nigel8ball 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You asked about IQ- IQ means Intelligent Question or Questioner- An Intelligent Question arises when he will possess complete knowledge on the subject- 100% Knowledge - Person whose memory is filled by full of knowledge leads to Genius & Intelligent Person
2007-08-21 01:45:51 · answer #4 · answered by Rama Krishna 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Get a spine, man. I've heard that joke like how many times now?
2007-08-21 02:32:48 · answer #5 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man that's just funny. I can just imagine his horror when he discovered a school bag.
2007-08-21 01:54:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tooo good
have a star you star you!
2007-08-21 02:08:47 · answer #7 · answered by bejay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the pope
2007-08-21 01:43:38 · answer #8 · answered by baba 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay, ur joke is of a Cardinal.
2007-08-21 02:11:31 · answer #9 · answered by jimmybond 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMFAO!!!!!! Hahhahahahah that's what that stupid president gets
2007-08-21 01:58:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋