eg. Gosh your hair is a lovely colour Is it dyed? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg
2007-08-21 01:29:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Languages
My favourites:
You've got such lovely blonde hair why do you dye your roots black?
You don't sweat much for a fat lass.
Q. Does this make my bum look big?
A. Why wouldn't it
2007-08-21 01:33:20 · answer #1 · answered by leedsmikey 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you know, I still love you after all these years ........
even if there is a bit more of you now! lol
My husband said this, but it's not spoiled for me cos that's just his sense of humour and one of the reasons I love him in the first place
2007-08-21 03:21:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You look much better now, the extra weight suits you.
This is a nice hairstyle; however, I would let it grow back a bit to cover the ears.
This trendy outfit accentuates every inch of you.
The black outfit looks stunning on you, it slims you down a lot.
I like your big sunglasses, they cover a lot.
These shoes match this outfit well, and the previous one also.
2007-08-21 02:16:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
by my 12 yr old Gosh Mom you use to be so pretty or Mom you used to be so thin What happened
2007-08-21 01:34:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your English has almost no accent are you Dutch?
Well they weren't English but they took being mistaken for Dutch as a great insult.
2007-08-24 08:57:17 · answer #5 · answered by stan j 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband said to me "I think you're cute, no matter what other people say". He started laughing after he said that to avoid the million questions that he knew was coming next.
2007-08-27 09:16:18 · answer #6 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I gave a classic once:
I'm really glad you showed up. I was beginning to think I was underdressed.
2007-08-21 01:33:34 · answer #7 · answered by St John the Blasphemist 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My young Son said to me gee Mom you would have nice boobs if you lost your stomach.
2007-08-27 15:08:12 · answer #8 · answered by TURBOSC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on our second date my boyfriend told me I looked like Cher, I was very flattered and batted my eyelids at him saying thanks, then he said, Yeah, shergar (famous racing horse for those who dont know) I laughed so much I fell off my stool, we have been together for 20 years now, so you can see I can take a joke!!!
2007-08-24 11:41:07 · answer #9 · answered by Bambi brown 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmmm you look real nice now you've lost weight. i said that to my wife oops my dinner hit me in the head
2007-08-26 04:53:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋