Dictionary for women
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner."
Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.
Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church.
Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks.
Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.
Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.
Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician."
Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. Similar to a black hole in space-if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.
Childbirth (child*brth) n. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus,...breath...push..."
Lipstick (lip*stik) n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...!
Park (park) v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.
Patience (pa*shens) n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers."
Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.
Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card
2007-08-21 01:24:27 · 22 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-08-21 01:27:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I even have smthng on the valentine subject Valentine's Vernacular: A dating Dictionary... dating: the technique of spending massive quantities of money, time, and capability to get extra effective familiar with a individual whom you do no longer extraordinarily like contained in the present and could discover ways to love plenty much less contained sooner or later. ordinary: A term used to describe a girl who has the morals of a guy. EYE touch: a fashion utilized by using a unmarried lady to speak to a guy that she is interested in him. inspite of being reported to take action, many women human beings have concern finding a guy rapidly contained in the eyes, no longer unavoidably by using shyness, yet in lots of circumstances by using fact that a girl's eyes are no longer placed in her chest. pal: A member of the choice intercourse who has some flaw which makes sound asleep with him/her completely unappealing. INDIFFERENCE a girl's feeling in direction of a guy it relatively is interpreted by using the guy as "enjoying no longer ordinary to get." stressful habit: What the endearing little features that initially entice 2 human beings to a minimum of one yet another become after some months mutually. NYMPHOMANIAC: a guy's term for a girl who desires to do it extra in many circumstances than he does. SOBER A condition wherein that's basically approximately impossible to fall in love. charm: The act of associating horniness with a undeniable individual. LOVE AT 1st SIGHT: What happens whilst 2 particularly attractive, yet no longer fullyyt picky human beings meet. regulation OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given individual seems to be is rapidly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
2016-10-03 00:00:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.
hahahahahaha so true, except I just buy normal M&M's. :]
2007-08-21 01:30:49 · answer #3 · answered by Rain 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-08-21 01:30:56 · answer #4 · answered by Beanbag 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-08-21 01:34:40 · answer #5 · answered by Beau R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever and so true! Have to send this to my friends they'll love it. Thanks for cheering up a pretty disastrous day! Cheers!!
2007-08-21 05:37:31 · answer #6 · answered by clara 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, you're on a roll frank! A+!
2007-08-21 01:34:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone who understands !!!!
Will you marry me !
2007-08-21 01:34:27 · answer #8 · answered by Bemo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Publish it!!! I'll be your first buyer,lol.
2007-08-21 01:30:41 · answer #9 · answered by picklechick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea, quite amusing
2007-08-21 01:32:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! They are hilarious; thank's for sharing!!!
2007-08-23 22:31:43 · answer #11 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋