Horse pulls the car
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.
He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Buddy didn't move.
Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull." Buddy didn't respond.
Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Jennie, pull." Nothing.
Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull." And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.
The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.
The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"
2007-08-21 01:20:34 · 10 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very clever and clean joke
2007-08-21 01:23:49 · answer #1 · answered by Beanbag 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you don't want a truck or an SUV then you don't want to trailer your horse safely. There is no car on the market that will safely transport a horse trailer from point A to point B. Remember there are several things to consider. 1. The weight of the trailer Say between 3000-5000 lbs 2. the weight of the horse Add in another 300-500 for a mini up to small ponies. or 500-800 for larger ponies up to small horses and between 800-1200 for you average horses. 3. Then remember that that last amount is LIVE MOVING weight. If you don't want to get a truck, then let some one else do the trailering because there's not going to be any car out there that will be safe enough to transport a horse.
2016-05-18 22:26:02 · answer #2 · answered by annie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too cute but some would th ink it was animal cruelty!
Buddy was a very capable animal
2007-08-21 01:24:24 · answer #3 · answered by msijg 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good joke.
2007-08-21 01:30:06 · answer #4 · answered by Beau R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart horse :)
2007-08-21 01:25:12 · answer #5 · answered by black_dahlia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-21 02:08:00 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahaha
good one
2007-08-21 01:23:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-23 01:06:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-21 02:11:31 · answer #9 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's hilarious, thanks for sharing!!!
2007-08-23 10:22:45 · answer #10 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋