SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER: What time of day was Adam born?
Pupil: A little before Eve.
Sunday school teacher: And why did Mary and Joseph take Jesus with them to Jerusalem?
Pupil: They couldn’t find a babysitter.
Teacher: What story in the Bible are you showing in this picture of people on an airplane?
Pupil: The flight to Egypt. See, that’s Mary, Joseph, Jesus and Pontius, the pilot.
Teacher: Who can tell me what a “mystery” is?
Pupil: A mystery is when someone colors on the table, but no one knows who did it.
2007-08-21 00:54:47 · 3 answers · asked by ♥ωέςтєяиΝСģαζ♥ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute and funny. 8/10.
2007-08-21 01:02:55 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?
She couldn't control her pupils.
lol b x
2007-08-21 08:15:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
way cute
2007-08-21 08:00:20 · answer #3 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋