Assuming(hypothetically) you though it was the real Jesus what would be the 1st question you would ask?
2007-08-21 00:50:51 · 26 answers · asked by Link , Padawan of Yoda 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
could you write this sh!t down in asbolutely crystal clear completely non misunderstandable/non multiple meaning terms this time
2007-08-21 01:31:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
After paying my respects and salutation,I shall humbly ask him ,if I can be of any of any service to Him?One must show all due regards to the source of the largest religion in the world.Note:-this has nothing to do with my views on religion or faith.If another question was permitted,I could have raised some issue regarding the present pitiable state of Christianity.May be,some other time.
2007-08-21 01:05:29 · answer #2 · answered by brkshandilya 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Would not have been easier if you had forgiven Adam and Eve in the first place instead of coming thousands of years later and get tortured on a cross for us to be forgiven?
2007-08-21 00:59:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Would you like to see the results of your DNA test to determine your real father now?
And I would then explain that todays technology means that silly stories can't hold as much credence as they once could do.
And then I would ask how it is possible for a timeless being to be gone for so long.
2007-08-21 01:25:55 · answer #4 · answered by zeppelin_roses 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
why did you let the christian church usurp your authority over human souls? then I'd ask ; do you do drugs aswell?!
why is it that Christians on here can question my faith and try to get me to come round to their ways, but I get violations when I ask them anything about thier faith and beliefs, I brought up the question; who is this? with a picture of Jesus as a white man of westernized features ( not looking like a jew as you would think!), the christians repoted me for abuse and the question was revoked. it seems to be a bit bias, don't you think.
2007-08-21 01:41:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Why all the deceit throughout your scripture?
Or...
Why did your father create such a twisted system where people "free to choose" would be punished forever?
Or...
Would a little bit of evidence really hurt?
2007-08-21 00:55:34 · answer #6 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Me: can I smoke, drink and have sex with 16 year old hotties in heaven?
Jesus: er, no. Only cloud sitting and harp playing is allowed.
Me: OK. Can you tell me what the best way to get into Hell is please?
Jesus: Oh that's easy, just don't believe in me!
Me: But you're standing right in front of me, I have to believe!?
Jesus: Aww ****! didn't think about that! I guess you're coming to heaven then.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-21 01:07:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Hey, Jesus...what were you thinking when you said to "love your enemy". Literally taken, havent you just rolled over for Islamists and defeated your own religion?
Why do the weak inherit everything, whats wrong with bright confident people who bring value to humanity?
2007-08-21 00:55:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
When i meet th Jessus,or someone else of them,or the God personaly i will ask them only one question:
Why do you send me on the earth?What i'm doing here?What's the reason?
This is one question,in three part's.
2007-08-21 00:59:00 · answer #9 · answered by relic_sasa 1 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Today..mmm... second coming..mmm
Where are the 4 horsemen?
2007-08-21 01:00:28 · answer #10 · answered by Pat 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋