How to get revenge on my brother n cousin?

Question

I need revenge on my brother he does nasty things to me, annoy me just like our cousin. Ime sick of it. I need payback.
Lets start with my brother Josh: When I get up say like to get something from upstairs he takes the computer chair, he waits for me to go to bed with him (well same time we dont share a room) and he stands looking ova my shoulder. This is what causes our fights, him. He gets my half sista to do his dirty work and shes only four that shouldnt be right. He tried hooking me up with a 25yr old male on the internet last year its just lucky that i found out before he was doing it (i heard him planning it though) I just cant wait to get away from home cuz of him i feel depressed and just need revenge!
Cousin - Stuart hes 17 and he acts so immature like he got my brothers toy sword and practically stab me in the rib with it and steals my phone and reads my messages. Hes very strong and so it would be hard getting my own back. He leaves his phone in kitchen so shall i hook

him up with one of his mates girl? He likes chinese women (hes english) he came from a rough family he does boxing and so i cant fight back i do take the pain in because ime just so fed up. I dont know if he does this to torment me or what! Josh has a room of his own so has stuart ... any ideas?

Revenge is abit stupid i suppose ...
Okay what can i do to prevent this all my cousin do is just annoy people

addictedplayer265 i think i like ur idea!! gawd ur so good lol do u think getting a real spider and putting it in a jar beside his bed will scare him? :P mwah!

zachnation i like your idea too. What i did because my brother fancies one of my mates i got her with me and went to see him and sed josh loves ellen and he got so annoyed because he did tht with me but i didnt really react as his mate knows that i got a bf =)

Answer 1

Dont do revenge, forgive instead, and at the same time ignore. Once they see they don't get a reaction out of you they will lean toward leaving you alone.

Answer 2

There are many ways you can get them back without causing them physical pain...you need to get creative...things like (if one has a car) put superglue in one of the locks...yeah, they'll have to pay for it, but sooner or later they'll get the hint to leave you alone. Right now, they are doing it because they know it bothers you, as long as they see that, they'll do it. Kids are the cruelist people on earth!

Another thing is put lipstick on the inside of the handle of their car, send love letters to a girl from them that you know they don't like. Spread rumors about them, like how small their "Johnson" is. Get a gay magazine subscription in their name and have it "accidentally" sent to a friends house...put itching powder on their bed sheets...just make their life as miserable as yours.

Here's the biggest catch, and the hardest to do, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, TELL NO ONE!!! Even your best friend...NO ONE!! If you tell ONE person, it's no longer a secret, get it?

If this kind of stuff rubs you wrong, then get in their face, one at a time, tell them very sternly how pissed you are about how they are treating you and if they do not stop it you will harass them until they wish they would have NEVER treated you poorly. Tell them just SOME of the things you'd do to show you mean business. Hope this helps.

Answer 3

Try icy hot on his underwear.. Put super glue on his cell phone.

If you want to 'hook' him up with someone, make it a guy on the Internet. . Order him an S.M. magazine. Give out his cell number to guys on the Internet looking for a play toy.

My one rule I tell anyone that says someone it coming after them and trying to hurt them. If it was a stranger how would you react..? You would fight right..? So what if this person is a relative. KICK HIM IN THE KNEES!! When he falls to the floor grap that sword and start hitting him with it. In the face.. and tell him the next time he trys to lay his hands on you your going to be using a batt on him.

Answer 4

It's hard but just rise above it. They can only victimise you if you let them and if you ignore things they won't get the kick out of winding you up if they can't get a reaction out of you. They'll soon get bored and you'll have won without lowering yourself to their immature level. Just ignore them when they do stupid things and don't fall for the bait, you'll have come out on top and they'll soon find another victim to aggravate! It'll be hard to bite your tongue and not react but it'll be worth it in the end just to see them squirm! As they say he who laughs last laughs longest. Give it a try and good luck, show them who's boss!!

Answer 5

This happens to me too but they're not a part of my family,they're guy-friends, they annoyed me everyday,It's like a hobby to them so I tried to tease them so they'll stop by telling them that the reason they're making me a target cuz they like me ,later on it kinda stopped and me and one of my friend mix a paint -blue colour one- with water and put it in a bottle and we convinced them that it's a blue cocktail, one of them drank it and spit out immediately,It was fun torchering them once in a while,
But this is nothing cuz what they're doin
to me are even worse.
You better stop ur sister be4 it becomes a habit.

Good Luck !

Answer 6

do no longer waste some time--revenge bounces back on you--in case you do something to him you will assure that he would be on your existence by way of fact then he will desire to get you back--get out of the interest--do no longer lend him something next time--he can merely fool you as quickly as or possibly two times--you're directly to him now genuine? So flow on...

Answer 7

revenge could only lead to more payback and more payback plus more payback equal a broken relationship with ur family.

you have to be cool and endure this to the end, u moment is on the way,.

Answer 8

HAHA! im in the same boat and revenge feels awsome. well what you should do is invite a bunch of friends over and then take the thing you feel most valuable to him then hide it tell him your not given it backand then just tackle him with all your friends!!! HAHAHA! i love that.

Answer 9

I know!! honey in hes shoes lets see what else..
whipping cream in his hand then tickle his face
sumthing or sticky slipperry around his bed
that ought to give him a lesson!!!

Answer 10

jus dont show how u feel, and nevermind them they should grow up and get a life . Play mind games with them , just go on with you life