Iwas stood in front of my school assembly after being called up to talk about my medal(dontknow
what that meant).And then I explained to the school that I was walking down the road, and all of a sudden, this big dog attacked this guy.SoI ran over to watch and this dog started biting him and then ripped his face of!ThenIWent into really gory detail about how this guy was screaming and blood was gushing our and you could see his brain.Then I layed down on the floor and did an impression of him.Then thestudents started throwing-up.So thenIcalled an ambulanceforthe guy, but Ihadto kick the dog out of the way tostophim from biting him. SoItappedhim lightlywith myfoot, andhe died! TheDogDied!So Ihad to go to DoggyHospital To see him gotoDoggyHeaven.But because I saved the guy,I got to visit JackieChan, becausehewas his bodyguard.WhenIgotthere, they asked if I wanted toSeeHim or 50Cent.ISaidthat50cent a drugdealerwho kept getting shot.Then50cent ran out crying.
P.S The Dog was called Jim
2007-08-20
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