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Iwas stood in front of my school assembly after being called up to talk about my medal(dontknow
what that meant).And then I explained to the school that I was walking down the road, and all of a sudden, this big dog attacked this guy.SoI ran over to watch and this dog started biting him and then ripped his face of!ThenIWent into really gory detail about how this guy was screaming and blood was gushing our and you could see his brain.Then I layed down on the floor and did an impression of him.Then thestudents started throwing-up.So thenIcalled an ambulanceforthe guy, but Ihadto kick the dog out of the way tostophim from biting him. SoItappedhim lightlywith myfoot, andhe died! TheDogDied!So Ihad to go to DoggyHospital To see him gotoDoggyHeaven.But because I saved the guy,I got to visit JackieChan, becausehewas his bodyguard.WhenIgotthere, they asked if I wanted toSeeHim or 50Cent.ISaidthat50cent a drugdealerwho kept getting shot.Then50cent ran out crying.
P.S The Dog was called Jim

2007-08-20 23:47:12 · 11 answers · asked by John23 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

mmmm lol that's quite funny!
I'm not a dreams expert or anything but I would say that you are wanting to be praised by people for something that you have done but what you have done doesn't really deserve the praise that you are asking for (and only you know that).
P.S I think you secretly fancy someone called Jim

2007-08-20 23:54:47 · answer #1 · answered by twinkletwinkle 2 · 1 0

You're under a lot of pressure to separate your current school work, your social life, and your future plans. In your mind, it's all jumbled together and confusing. Don't worry, just organize your time better. Write down a daily plan each evening and do your best to carry out the most important tasks first. Then you'll have the time to listen to music you like or hang out with your friends. Good luck.

2007-08-20 23:55:20 · answer #2 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 0 0

Haha stable ol' being pregnant targets. they are crazier than having hallucinations I reckon (on no account hallucinated, yet you may anticipate). I had a dream some nights in the past, and it had my companion in it (all my targets are concerning my companion) and that i could given start, yet could not keep in mind the start. Like one 2d i replaced into pregnant and the subsequent I had my newborn. additionally, the toddler had no face or shape, I merely knew it replaced into my toddler. i replaced into additionally in 3 diverse hospitals at as quickly as, and it replaced into seven or 8 diverse days (from what i'm able to collect). yet another dream I had, I wasn't pregnant yet i replaced into. i replaced into additionally on the moon (i'm able to describe that because of the fact i replaced into observing Moon Week on the invention Channel lol) and sitting in KFC (the place I worked up till the commencing up of July because of the fact I had a minor fall and merely did not bypass decrease back) speaking to a pal who'd already given start in the waking worldwide, yet replaced into pregnant in my dream. And we've been speaking approximately something incredibly strange, i won't be in a position to keep in mind what... i'm thinking of conserving a mag next to my mattress to place in writing down those variety of targets because of the fact some are incredibly trippy =D you're actually not dropping your strategies; it incredibly is toddler-prompted!

2016-10-16 08:00:19 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Obviously a premonition to a new part in Rush Hour 4.

2007-08-20 23:53:16 · answer #4 · answered by xdannifenx 5 · 0 0

It means you are in the wrong section of answers, you cannot spell, you have difficulty using a keyboard and you should stop eating cheese before going to bed.

2007-08-21 02:58:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nice one. I like vivid dreams. Had one myself not long ago about a family of miniature hippos living on my kitchen counter top.

2007-08-20 23:53:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Maybe you will have a trouble and hard to find the solution.

2007-08-20 23:57:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ok i dont now was you watching jakckie chan before you went to bed.

2007-08-20 23:53:07 · answer #8 · answered by shell 5 · 0 0

means youre wierd

2007-08-20 23:52:39 · answer #9 · answered by Chris D 2 · 1 0

that's a messed dream n i don't think its a joke/riddle

2007-08-20 23:52:27 · answer #10 · answered by comfy c 6 · 1 0

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