George Bush visited a school to see if he was still popular among
the youth of America. He held a short speech and asked some
children if they had any questions for him.
Bob raised his hand and said: "I have three questions for you."
1) How did you win the election even though you had less votes?
2) Why do you want to attack Iraq without the backing of the UN?
3) Do you agree, just like me, that the bombing of Hiroshima was
the biggest terrorist action of the last century?
At that point the bell rings and all children run out of the classroom.
After 5 minutes all the children are back inside and Bush again asks the children if there are any questions they would like to ask.
This time Joe raises his hand and says he has five questions.
1) How did you win the election even though you had less votes?
2) Why do you want to attack Iraq without the backing of the UN?
3) Do you agree, just like me, that the bombing of Hiroshima was
the biggest terrorist action of the last century?
4) Why did the bell ring 20 minutes early?
5) Where is Bob?
2007-08-20 23:29:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol... thx
2007-08-20 23:32:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Bush won the popular vote the 2nd time.
2. The US isn't the only one who entered Iraq
3. Pearl Harbor?
4. Hes the President
5. Bob was an idiot.
2007-08-20 23:37:23 · answer #2 · answered by usaisthebestest 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
This a real quote: "And there's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail."--Washington, DC, October 4, 2001--George W. Bushisms calendar for Wednesday, December 27, 2006
2007-08-20 23:35:50 · answer #3 · answered by gone 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ever though i support bush this made me fall out of my chair laughing
2007-08-20 23:34:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha
100/10!!!
100/10!!!
100/10!!!
100/10!!!
100/10!!!
2007-08-20 23:39:52 · answer #5 · answered by Oh! Crud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-08-20 23:38:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha lmao
nice one
funny
*star*
2007-08-20 23:33:18 · answer #7 · answered by Rachel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not too bad
2007-08-20 23:35:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your pathetic
2007-08-21 00:26:06 · answer #9 · answered by simone219 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
D:
2007-08-20 23:34:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋