Two Pakistanis boarded a plane for Washington. One took the window
seat, the other sat on the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a fat
Sardarji got on & took the aisle seat next to them. He kicked off his
shoes, wiggled his toes & was settling in when the Pakistani in the
window
seat said, "I think I'll go up & get a coke." "No problem," said the
Sardar, "I'll get it for u. "While he was away, the Pakistani picked up
the shoe & spat in it. When the Indian returned with the coke, the
other
Pakistani said, "That looks good. I think I'll have one too."Again, the
Sardar obligingly went to fetch it.And while he was gone, the Pakistani
picked up the other shoe & spat in it. The Indian returned with the
coke &
they all sat back & enjoyed the short flight to New York. As the plane
was
landing the Indian slipped his feet into his shoes & knew immediately
what
had happened on seeing the pakis who couldn't help hiding their smirks.
"How long must this go on," the Sardar asked, with pain and sorrow
evident on
his
face. "This enimity between our people... this hatred... this
animosity...
this
spitting in shoes & pissing in the cokes!"
2007-08-20
23:17:58
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