One afternoon, a bear was chasing a rabbit through the woods. As the rabbit dove through a bush in an attempt to escape, he collided with an old dusty genie lamp. This tripped him up, which in turn tripped up the bear, and the both of them tumbled down a small hill along with the lamp, which promptly opened.
The genie turned and saw the two animals, and said, "Clearly, I owe my freedom to you both. Normally, I would grant three wishes and no more, but since you have both helped me, you shall both receive three wishes!"
The bear shoved the rabbit aside and said, "I wish all the other bears in this forest were female!" The genie replied, "Done," and turned to the rabbit.
The rabbit was deep in thought, and finally said, "I wish for a motorcycle helmet my size." The bear rolled his eyes, thinking, "What a waste of a perfectly good wish!" But the genie simply said, "Done," and a small motorcycle helmet appeared in the rabbit's paws, and he put it on.
2007-08-20 23:03:55 · 15 answers · asked by Slimm D 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When the genie asked the bear for his second wish, the bear hit himself in the head. "I'm so stupid! Okay, okay-- I wish all the other bears in the whole COUNTRY were female!! Yeah!" The genie smiled, and said, "Done!"
The rabbit then said, "I wish for a motorcycle sized for me, with a full tank!" And \poof!> the motorcycle appeared. Again, the bear scoffed at the rabbit's obvious short-sightedness.
Finally, the bear gave his third wish. His eyes went wide and he asked, "Wait. Can you make it so all the other bears in the *world* were female?" The genie said, "Certainly." So the bear wished that and it was granted.
The rabbit, meanwhile, had mounted his new toy and was revving the engine. He turned to the genie, pointed at the bear and said, "I wish he was gay," and sped off!
2007-08-20 23:04:24 · update #1
nowthat is a good joke LOL. I am so glad that the funny is back
2007-08-21 01:23:08 · answer #1 · answered by teddyboo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the laugh.
I have a rotten headache this morning and you made me smile.
2007-08-20 23:10:21 · answer #2 · answered by Gardengirl 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha-Ha! Hilarious! 10/10 that's very good whoever you are! lol sorry but I don't know your name. Did you think of it yourself, if not that is very good! :)
2007-08-20 23:44:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A little predictable.
2007-08-20 23:36:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's great.
2007-08-20 23:09:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol the bear a...d cheek lol
2007-08-20 23:21:56 · answer #6 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one - good night
2007-08-20 23:23:01 · answer #7 · answered by Lilkryptonite 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-20 23:17:22 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This was awesome!
2007-08-20 23:32:03 · answer #9 · answered by Redeemer 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmfao! love it! very good :o)
2007-08-20 23:53:16 · answer #10 · answered by Fader's Girl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋