When he arrived the Devil offered him three ways to spend eternity. At the first door the Devil showed him Newt Gingrich hanging from the ceiling with a fire raging beneath him.
'No thank you' said Clinton 'Thats not how I want to spend eternity'.
They went to the second door where Rush Limbaugh was chained to the wall being tortured.
'Thats not for me either' said Clinton
So they moved onto the third door. Behind it was Ken Starr, chained to the wall with Monica Lewinsky, on her knees , giving him a seeing to.
Clintons face lit up 'Yeah looks OK to me. I'll take it'
The Devil said 'Good, Hey, Monica, you've been replaced'
2007-08-20 21:46:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO....Very funny! That made my miserable day that little bit better!
2007-08-20 22:02:56 · answer #1 · answered by wife2paul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if the devil then said "because you're going to give clinton a seein to" and clinton cheered and then bush, who just got stomped by a discruntled crowd of left wing... well everyone.. after trying to go for a 3rd term, was to be the replacement :(.
2007-08-20 21:58:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if the devil then suggested "considering the fact which you will supply clinton a seein to" and clinton cheered and then bush, who in hassle-free terms have been given stomped by ability of a discruntled crowd of left wing... impressive all and sundry.. after attempting to compliment for a 0.33 term, grow to be to be the replace :(.
2016-10-16 07:53:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats better lmao 10/10 x
2007-08-20 22:01:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah good one, he seems just the sort of person who doesn't mind a bit of spunk.
2007-08-20 22:00:58 · answer #5 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeheehee!
but why does bill clinton always go to hell?
2007-08-20 21:52:27 · answer #6 · answered by Emmy W. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RTTTBIPMS
(running to the toilet before i piss myself
good one
2007-08-20 22:18:06 · answer #7 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's mean! but funny!
2007-08-20 21:58:24 · answer #8 · answered by jasmineabdulla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-20 22:42:39 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO GOOD ONE!
2007-08-20 21:54:51 · answer #10 · answered by Lilkryptonite 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋