Three Indians and three English are travelling by train
to a
>> >
>> >cricket > > > > > match at the World Cup in England. At the
station, the
>> >three > English > > > > > guys each buy a ticket and watch as the
three
>> >Indians buy just one > > > ticket > > > > > between them. "How are
the
>> >three of you going to travel on only one > > > > > ticket?" asks
one of
>>the
>> >English. "Watch and learn," answers one > of > > > the > > > > >
>>Indians. >
>> > > > > > > > > > > They all board the train. The English take their
>> >respective seats > but > > > all > > > > > three Indians cram into
a
>>toilet
>> >and close the door behind them. > > > > > > > > > > Shortly after
the
>>train
>> >has departed, the conductor comes around > > > > > collecting
tickets.
>>He
>> >knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket > > > > > please." The
door
>> >opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with > a > > > > >
ticket in
>> >hand. > > > > > > > > > > The conductor takes it and moves on. The
>>English
>> >see this and agree > > it > > > > > was quite a clever idea. So
after
>>the
>> >game, they decide to copy the > > > > > Indians on the return trip
and
>>save
>> >some money (being clever with > > > money, > > > > > and all that).
> >
>> > >
>> > > > > > > > When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket
for
>>the
>> > > return > > > > > trip. To their astonishment, the Indians don't
buy a
>> >ticket at all > > "How > > > > > are you going to travel without a
>>ticket?"
>> >says one perplexed > English > > > > > guys. "Watch and learn,"
answers
>>an
>> >Indian. > > > > > > > > > > When they board the train the three
English
>> >guys cram into a toilet > > and > > > > > soon after the three
Indians
>>cram
>> >into another nearby. The train > > > departs. > > > > > > > > > > >
> >
>> > >
>> >Shortly afterwards, one of the Indians leaves the toilet and walks
> > >
>> >over > > > > > to the toilet where the English are hiding. He
knocks on
>>the
>> >door > > and > > > > > says, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > >
>> >
>> > > > "Ticket please". > > > >
2007-08-20 21:38:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oohhhhhhhhhhaaaa haha haha
cant stop laughing !!
2007-08-20 21:51:18 · answer #1 · answered by aryan 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heard it ,worth a laugh
2007-08-21 05:02:59 · answer #2 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Smart Indians or stupid englishmen ?
Bit of both I think. That was very funny :-)
********A star for you********
2007-08-21 05:30:01 · answer #3 · answered by 84raven 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one!
2007-08-21 04:53:40 · answer #4 · answered by Lilkryptonite 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
brill
2007-08-21 05:13:21 · answer #5 · answered by beutifulskies 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋