Just a reminder........
Why Parents Have Gray Hair
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son, Chad
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!
2007-08-20 21:25:11 · 9 answers · asked by Lilkryptonite 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!
That is the bomb!!!
Thanks for the side splitting laughs!!!
Good night.
2007-08-20 21:52:03 · answer #1 · answered by lill 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha thats great. im just imagining the dads face as hes reading the letter. and then at the end: huh? lol. good one!
2007-08-20 21:33:49 · answer #2 · answered by .:Julia:. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah properly they say lack of know-how is bliss. I guess Ricky wasn't the only one which replaced into deflated. Did you hear approximately Ricky and his spouse who went to stay a weekend together with his father and mom.There wasn't lots room in the tiny flat so Ricky ended up drowsing together with his Dad.in the midst of the night he have been given an elbow in his ribs. "Ricky,Ricky," whispered his dad,"i'm going around the corner to supply your mum a robust rogering!" "What! Dad,it incredibly is the middle of the night and your seventy 5 years previous.""sure,yet i've got have been given one in each of those sturdy nice erection-the 1st for 15 years-and that i don't opt to waste it son." "properly,if so,i'm going to could desire to incorporate you," suggested Ricky."you're keeping my c-ck."
2016-10-16 07:52:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I got this one in my email forward.
=P, still nice to read it again though
2007-08-20 21:32:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Thumbs Up" Amazing.
2007-08-20 21:36:06 · answer #5 · answered by 痴心情长剑 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh I was not expecting that!
Good one :D
2007-08-20 22:03:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
really like that one, might try it on my parents
2007-08-20 22:17:24 · answer #7 · answered by babygurl_pinkp 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't know which reaction would be stronger....the feeling of relief, or the urge to choke the kid!!!!!!!! very good!!! :)
2007-08-20 21:43:42 · answer #8 · answered by jazjam♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe, that one is great, i might have to use it for when i show my parents my reports... havent heard it before, thanks a heap
2007-08-20 21:38:54 · answer #9 · answered by Lee Man 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋