A man in a taxi taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams bloody murder, loses control of the cab, and swerves onto the sidewalk before stopping just inches from a lamppost.
After checking to make sure the passenger is OK, the driver says, “I’m sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.”
“Sorry. I didn’t realize a simple tap on the shoulder would freak you out so much,” the passenger says.
“It’s not your fault,” replies the cabbie. “Today is my first day on the job after 25 years of driving a hearse.”
2007-08-20 21:15:38 · 5 answers · asked by Lilkryptonite 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That made me laugh! A star for you.
In case anyone wonders what the driver means by driving a hearse, he means that he's been driving coffins for 25 years!
2007-08-21 00:06:16 · answer #1 · answered by Akilesh - Internet Undertaker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
goodnight
2007-08-20 21:21:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao!
too gud!!
2007-08-20 21:28:00 · answer #3 · answered by flee1906 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-20 21:59:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
how old is he then?
2007-08-20 21:21:55 · answer #5 · answered by minerhea 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋