In a hotel in Vienna:
"In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter"
Germany's Black Forest:
"It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose."
Zurich hotel:
"Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby area be used for this purpose."
Translation from a Russian chess book:
"A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played."
Dentists in Hong Kong:
"Teeth extracted by the latest Methodist."
A Roman laundry:
"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."
Czech Tourist agency:
"Take one of our horse-driven city tours. We guarantee no miscarriages."
Thai donkey rides:
"Would you like to ride on your own ***?"
2007-08-20 20:12:37 · 22 answers · asked by SEJ71 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny!!!!!!! :)
2007-08-20 20:33:04 · answer #1 · answered by jazjam♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 07:48:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a restaurant in Chennai, South India.
"The manager has personally passed the water served here"
2007-08-20 21:30:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great, when Yugoslavia existed I stayed in a hotel in Dubrovnik that would 'iron your shits, if left in the laundry basket'
2007-08-20 20:23:04 · answer #4 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The thai donkey ride is "would you like to ride on your own a s s"
But take a look at:
http://www.engrish.com/
More japanese funnies.
2007-08-20 20:25:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw this one in the South of France, 'Never mind your bad French, we speak very good broken English'.
2007-08-20 20:43:59 · answer #6 · answered by ADRIAN H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Am liking it, here's another sort of variation, in Trinidad people always say as i noticed "good night" i was always thinking in my mind "i aint going to bed yet" where we would say "good evening".
2007-08-20 20:20:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
I can't believe they are actual signs! This is funny!
2007-08-20 20:18:38 · answer #8 · answered by Melanie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
look at the company below from Germany
http://www.zimmerei-fucker.de/
have a star
2007-08-20 20:17:17 · answer #9 · answered by 32 characters 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dem's funny!
2007-08-20 20:19:35 · answer #10 · answered by animal lover 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah funny.... especially the roman one....ahaha
kisses
2007-08-20 20:26:41 · answer #11 · answered by ¡dulce niña! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋