One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
2007-08-20 20:10:20 · 6 answers · asked by Soft Heart 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.
hit her with stars now, bam bam!
2007-08-20 20:16:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!! I have to tell someone!!! There is no one home...I have to ring someone!! i love the moral because I read a lot!!!
2007-08-21 03:21:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah pretty funny lol
2007-08-21 03:36:20 · answer #3 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-08-21 03:16:58 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaahahaha..true..but someone had posted this before, still i enjoyed it
2007-08-21 03:50:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that funny..
2007-08-21 03:21:49 · answer #6 · answered by lets talk-now w 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋