A younge female blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."
The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who also asks the blonde to move. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blonde is causing a problem with boarding now, so the head stewardess tells the co-pilot that there is a young female blonde who refuses to go to her right seat and insists to stay in first class.
The co-pilot says, "Oh, let me handle this, my wife's a blonde, I speak blonde." So the co-pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her right seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her that first class isn't going to Jamaica"
2007-08-20 16:32:25 · 25 answers · asked by blackfirescorpio05 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey now LOL
2007-08-20 16:36:29 · answer #1 · answered by momma 2 Sydney 9-8-09 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! This was hilarious! Great joke!
Here's one in reture for making me laugh:
A blonde was going 30 mph over the speed limit. She then gets pulled over by a blone policewoman.
"Ma'am," says the policewoman," You were going 30 mph over the speed limit. Could I see your driver's license?"
"What does it look like?" asks the blonde.
"Oh, it just has your picture on it," says the policewoman.
The blonde searches in her purse for a while and pulls out a mirror.
The blonde policewoman looks at it and says, "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know that you were a policewoman too!"
2007-08-20 23:40:22 · answer #2 · answered by Tired 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... I like that one! Best blond joke I've heard in a long time.
2007-08-20 23:38:02 · answer #3 · answered by jessicadiamond_4einc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-20 23:59:40 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Love it. Star Star Star
2007-08-20 23:37:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO My sister in law is Blond I have to send her this joke, she will love it.
Thanks.
2007-08-20 23:37:37 · answer #6 · answered by sneetcher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really now are blondes that dumb some of my favorite people are blonde jessica simpson dies her hair shes fake
2007-08-20 23:52:23 · answer #7 · answered by sissy w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats true...sometimes different parts of a plane goto different destinations, they do that to save fuel, don't you watch discovery?
2007-08-20 23:38:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe haha hoho huhu hihi
2007-08-20 23:37:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol im blonde,and even I think thats funny!
2007-08-20 23:38:24 · answer #10 · answered by lindsay718 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-08-20 23:38:29 · answer #11 · answered by cjr_handbell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋