What does it take to become a prophet?

Question

I'm thinking about becoming a prophet one day. But what does it take to become one? Are there any special training?

Answer 1

You just have to start prophesying. Keep it vague so people can interpret it however they want. Then anytime anything happens you can say, see, just as I foretold, and explain how "The great land will shudder in the face of terrible tribulations." or whatever crud you come up with, applies to whatever just happened. Then idiots will think you have a divine gift and declare you to be a prophet. Then you milk it for all its worth.

Answer 2

Just ask "Benny Hinn" He will tell you few thing to get you started...