Mary Poppins was travelling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night.
"Certainly madam", he replied courteously.
"Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary.
"Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available all night. Would you care to select something from this menu?"
Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. "Hmm, I would like cauliflower cheese please," said Mary.
"Certainly madam," he replied.
"And can I have breakfast in bed?" asked Mary politely.
The receptionist nodded and smiled. "In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs please," Mary mused.
After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the night. The night passed uneventfully and next morning Mary came down early to check out.
The same guy was still on the desk. "Morning madam...sleep well?" "Yes, thank you," Mary replied. "Food to your liking?"
"Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional, I don't think I have had better. Shame about the eggs tho....they really weren't that nice at all," replied Mary truthfully.
"Oh...well, perhaps you could contribute these thoughts to our Guest Comments Book. We are always looking to improve our service and would value your opinion," said the receptionist.
"Ok I will...thanks!" replied Mary....who then checked out, paused awhile, then scribbled a comment into the book. Waving, she left to continue her journey. Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the comment Mary had written. Here it is.........
"Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious!!!!
2007-08-20 14:52:25 · 11 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Sorry but it kept cutting the last word it should be.
Supercauliflowerbuteggswerequiteatrocious
2007-08-20 14:54:00 · update #1
Sorry again it does it
--quiteatrocious
2007-08-20 14:55:02 · update #2
I must say you have the art of cutting and pasting down now!! There so long now!! I still like them!! I'm off on VACATION type to you when I get back!!hahahahaha
2007-08-20 20:21:49 · answer #1 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I liked it. You have the genes required to be a fine author. The story starts off slowly but catches up later. Carries a subtle message. Totally loved it. Kudos. Keep up the good work. BTW i dont need best answer tag.
2016-05-18 05:30:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Hey, First rib ache of the morning, 'ave a star you super star.* lol xx
2007-08-20 22:56:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No problem with the cutting off, I got it..
Very funny, a star for you.
2007-08-20 15:19:26 · answer #4 · answered by suzy c 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
That's just what Mary would say, isn't it!
Thanks for the laugh! =)
2007-08-20 15:12:11 · answer #5 · answered by Jenblossom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha nice. YA made it look like you couldn't get the word out!!
:-)))
2007-08-20 22:54:31 · answer #6 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Jim, annoying when that happens!
2007-08-20 17:13:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.
2007-08-20 22:54:26 · answer #8 · answered by little star 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laughin my **** off he he he
2007-08-20 15:03:10 · answer #9 · answered by Jay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was funny
2007-08-20 14:58:58 · answer #10 · answered by punjabi4life 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋