Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her.
After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arived there the blonde was sewing to marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.
The manager said, ''I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two testicles!''
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How do you keep a Blonde busy(see below)
How do you keep a Blonde busy(see above)
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A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, ''What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''
2007-08-20 14:38:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA! I loved them! I haven't even heard them. My favorite was the first. Star*
2007-08-20 14:47:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very humorous lol blonde version of who needs to be a millionaire: quickest finger question: positioned those Rocky video clips so as commencing with the earliest.....Rocky a million,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4 those 2 blonde women drove to Disneyland.They observed an illustration that suggested "Disneyland Left" so they went left and went decrease back residing house. they stumbled on 2 blonde women frozen to death of their automobile at thechronic-in action picture theatre. They went to confirm "Closed For The wintry climate". why cant blondes make kool-help they cant decide how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet well being practitioner (applying a stethoscope): "great breaths." Blond: Yeth. and that i'm not even thickteen yet how did the blonde get sq. boobs she forgot to take the kleenix out of the container this blonde ladys pal replaced into incredibly injured and mandatory to bypass to the well being center for scientific interest.So she at last have been given her to the emrgency.So the nurse on the er asked her why didnt she merely cal "911"? The blonde lady suggested"properly i couldnt locate the "11" button." 2 blondes are strolling in the woods while one spots tracks and says, "hey look, undergo tracks!" to which the different blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for variety of an hour. next morning, information headlines examine:2 blondes, killed by ability of practice.
2016-10-16 07:14:55 · answer #2 · answered by balsamo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good ones!
2007-08-20 15:31:15 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These were funny!!!! Keep up the good work.
2007-08-20 14:45:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Great job! ~STAR 4 U!~
2007-08-20 14:51:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard em before but
they're still funny
: )
2007-08-20 15:12:20 · answer #6 · answered by Luma ^_^ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha-ha funny
2007-08-20 14:48:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-08-20 15:18:22 · answer #8 · answered by Val 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya not funny
2007-08-20 14:46:33 · answer #9 · answered by minnesota sweetheart 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
haaaahaha
2007-08-20 16:19:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋