The Junk Mail Song
Undisclosed recipients-you've won the jackpot!
Don't you ever get tired of saying, what-What?
Click right here to become a millionaire,
Get your money ready and take the dare!
Overseas Pharmacy- we've got your pills,
Just click right here for a big ole thrill!
Yeah say good bye to that ole ED,
This little blue pill is all you need!
My great grandfather he passed away,
He lived in Nigeria but what the hay?
He left a fortune for you to spend,
Cause we couldn't find his next of kin!
Read e-mails for 25 dollars a hit,
I think those people are full of… spit!
Want to buy a Rolex? You know its fake,
First thing you read before you're even awake!
Credit Card Company forgot your password,
Just type in another one you silly ole bird!
Fill in the information for your bank account,
And click right here-we're going to clean you out!
Free 500 dollar gift card for you,
Click right here and boy you're really screwed!
My great grandfather he passed away,
He lived in Nigeria but what the hay?
He left a fortune for you to spend,
Cause we couldn't find his next of kin!
Read e mails for 25 dollars a hit,
I think those people are full of… spit!
15 hundred dollars for typing at home,
Click right here and work your fingers to the bone!
Casinos and games and girls and blackjack,
Just click right here and you'll be in the black!
Guaranteed traffic for your website,
The whole damn world is going to see it tonight!
Start your own home business my friend,
Just click right here-you'll never see the end!
My great grandfather he passed away,
He lived in Nigeria but what the hay?
He left a fortune for you to spend,
Cause we couldn't find his next of kin!
Read emails for 25 dollars a hit,
I think those people are full of… spit!
Want to lose weight-want to meet a girlfriend?
Just click right here and send your money in!
My new guy's tool is really- really big!
Do you think I care? Shut up you pig!
If you want to opt out just click right here,
But you're wasting your time cause we don't care!
We'll take you right off of our mailing list,
Then put you right back on after you click this!
Read e-mails for 25 dollars a hit,
I think those people are full of…shh-
What's that word again? Yeah,
That's what I'm talking about!
© 2007 Oscar McLeod
2007-08-20 13:38:09 · 4 answers · asked by teri 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a song full of the truth...why arent there more like you?
2007-08-20 14:17:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally someone makes a song!!!!!
2007-08-20 13:47:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very creative
2007-08-24 08:53:45 · answer #3 · answered by Mickey-C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!!! lol thats so true!
2007-08-20 13:48:28 · answer #4 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋