Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly
departed...
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
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2007-08-20 13:36:30 · 4 answers · asked by Joe 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice...........
Hilarious!
I think you just gave a few Yahoo! Answerers an idea.....
2007-08-20 14:21:41 · answer #1 · answered by MickBeth 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 2 thumbs up for the blonde!
2007-08-20 13:57:42 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs. Victorious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
any girl with big boobs will be able to pull this one off, lol
2007-08-20 13:44:43 · answer #3 · answered by sweetgogana2007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha. good!
2007-08-20 13:56:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋